Free buffet they said, haha. Understand the scheme now. When the passengers are greener on the outside, they're not gonna rush the shrimp and lobster, they're lucky to want a slice of cheese pizza.
Good business model, and rising sea levels make for rougher seas, so in the future cruise ships will only offer maria biscuit buffets, and the passengers will be grateful for even that. Ah, if I had a boat, I'd ride my pony, on my boat, and I'd call it Sea Biscuit.
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